Welcome to your home away from home! We’re thrilled to have you, and to make sure everyone enjoys their stay, here are a few house rules. They're pretty straightforward, but we've added a touch of humor to keep things light.
- Lock Love: Got a thing for extra locks? We appreciate the security mindset, but please check with us before adding any extra locks to doors or windows. We're all about that mutual trust!
- Heavy Hitters: Fancy a waterbed or a pool table? We love big ideas, but please get our written thumbs-up before moving in any super heavy furniture. Your floor (and ours) will thank you.
- No Flames, Please: We’re fans of coziness, but let’s keep it safe. No flammable materials or dangerous gadgets allowed. We want you snug, not singed!
- Hallways & Common Areas: Hallways are for walking, not for storing or playing. Let’s keep the paths clear and safe for everyone. And sorry, kids, the hallway is not your playground.
- Quiet Appliances: Love your gadgets? So do we! But if your appliances mess with the TV or radio signal, they might need a time-out. Let's keep the tech tantrums to a minimum.
- Furniture Moves: Planning a big move? Awesome! Just coordinate with us first so we can keep things smooth and avoid any furniture traffic jams.
- Outdoor Chefs Beware: As much as we love a good BBQ, keep the grilling to designated areas. No cooking equipment on porches or balconies, please!
- Plumbing Pleas: Toilets and sinks aren’t fans of rubbish or rags. Keep things flowing smoothly by only flushing what’s meant to be flushed. Clogs are a drag!
- Sign-Free Zone: Thinking of advertising? Your windows and the property aren’t billboards. Let's keep the view and vibe clean.
- Garbage Goals: Dispose of garbage properly by bagging it securely and using designated bins. Overflowing bins are a no-go, so keep those lids closed tight.
- Code Conduct: No messing with the heating, lighting, or fixtures, and no extension cord extravaganzas, please. Let’s keep it all up to code.
- Guest Guidelines: We love guests, but if they break the rules, they might get barred. Make sure they’re on their best behavior to avoid any drama.
- Appliance Assistance: If an appliance acts up, we’ll fix it! But heads up, we’re not liable for any losses due to malfunctions. Report issues ASAP so we can help.
- Lockout Laughs: If you forget the lock code or get locked out, it's a $50 fee for a new code. Rear doors are trash-out only, not an entrance. Let’s keep it simple!
- Storage Story: Need storage? Unfortunately, we don't provide it. Plan accordingly!
- Laundry Love: Clean those lint filters and keep the laundry area tidy. We’re not responsible for any mishaps in the laundry zone, so play it safe.
- Smoke-Free Serenity: This is a smoke-free home! No smoking inside, around the premises, or in common areas. Breathe easy and keep it fresh.
- No Green Thumb: No growing or selling marijuana on the property, whether for fun or for medicine. Let's keep things legal and above board.
- Legal Living: No drug-related activities allowed. Let’s keep the space safe and lawful for everyone.
- Gang-Free Guarantee: No gang-related activities here. We’re all about community and safety.
- Pet Policies: No pets unless you have our prior consent. And if you do, they need to be leashed in public areas. We love furry friends, but let's follow the rules.
- Prohibited Areas: The rear of the premises is off-limits, except for trash duty. The front area is all yours to enjoy, but the basement is a no-go.
That's it! Simple, right? We're excited to have you and hope you have an amazing stay. If you have any questions, just holler. Happy living!